Introduction
Scenarios
Handouts
Just the Facts, Ma'am
Whodunit Investigation Sheet
Instant Messaging Log
What's Up with That? Exercise Sheet
Primers
Surfing or Surveillance?
Techno-tonomy - What is Privacy?
The Law and Privacy
Techno-tonomy
Instant Messaging
Log
| 'Instant Messaging Speak' | 'Regular English' |
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M-Ah! 00:26 TS4u, J. Ol 5-cent ttly went Britney @ u. J-son! 00:32 hype. HTB. $10 5-cent loking 4 som1 2 beet on. M-Ah! 00:36 Hype S-Mar 00:36 Hype. IANAL, bt's NFF. W/evr, c u @ soc 2nite? J-son! 00:36 hype! i gt weels. M-Ah! 00:36 >=) S-Mar 00:36 K son! dat's hyp! thr's a pr-t @ maxs pad.l8r 2nite. Gnna b KiLlAh! J-son! 00:36 w8, h/o. gtta BB @ 10. M-Ah! 00:36 Wut? Scru th@. Max's pr-t's r OTH! S-Mar 00:36 Ya, evry1s gna b thr. Itll GYMO 5cent. J-son! 00:36 icant M-Ah! 00:36 GOI! S-Mar 00:36 Ya son, TGI2nite! lEz GeD :-) J-son! 00:36 I CAN'T. M-Ah! 00:36 ... S-Mar 00:36 U'r nt IDS, r u? J-son! 00:36 ... J-son! 00:36 ya. Crf-u @ 10. M-Ah! 00:36 </3 :-C S-Mar 00:36 GD 5-cent! M-Ah! 00:36 404 m8s, HRH Jen is o/l. S-Mar 00:36 HYPE :-> Princess Jenna 00:36 Hy peeps, S^? S-Mar 00:36 Hy Jenn M-Ah! 00:36 hi J-son! 00:36 hey Princess Jenna 00:36 So OMG, WTH hpned @ clas 2day? S-Mar 00:36 uh...5-cent = cRaZy! M-Ah! 00:36 tru dat. J-son! 00:36 5-cent shud lay-off teh sugar pkgs S-Mar 00:36 LOL Princess Jenna 00:36 Hey J, i thougth ur dog 8 ur CPU, wut u riting w/? J-son! 00:36 ... M-Ah! 00:36 Hey, Jen, lay-off! J's had a tuf day. 5-cent was ttly cranking hm. Princess Jenna 00:36 Down Em! I wuz just say'n. F J din't mak up dat lame exc., Nickle wudn't have n-e-thing 2 b mad 'bout. S-Mar 00:46 Wut r u @ Jenna? U the nu scool Narc? J-son! 00:46 M8s, dat's enuff! Lt's jus let it go. M-Ah! 00:46 C'mon J, u ain't gunna let Jenna talk @ u lk dat! Princess Jenna 00:46 Hey Em, J can spek 4 himself! F u no somtin I don't dat's fine, Ill chill. S-Mar 00:46 GD, Jenna, s'not dat. It dn't matter wut J's excus is, 5-cent wuz ttly fritzing an shudn't av. Princess Jenna 00:46 Well, how do u no 'till u no wut happn'd? J-son! 00:46 I wuz sick, can we leave it @ that? M-Ah! 00:46 No, J, u dn't o n/e explanation 2 Princess Jenna. She wanna b a h8er, let 'er! Princess Jenna 00:46 U gys suck! i wuz jus trying 2 say hi, u ddn't hav 2 go Britiny on me! M-Ah! 00:46 well u didn't have to go narcing out the 411 on J here n no 1 J-son! 00:46 BOTH OF YOU. STOP! This is stupid and lame, and the two of you should just chill. M-Ah! 00:46 ...Sorry J. :'-( Princess Jenna 00:46 ya, sry. J-son! 00:46 N/important. Let's just leave it @ that. Princess Jenna 00:46 I gtta go, do my hw. U gys shud think about teh same, AW&NP will make mr. nickle go away. l8r. Princess Jenna 00:46 <Princess Jenna has switched her status to Out to Lunch and may not be able to recieve or return messages.> M-Ah! 00:46 Sorry bout dat, J. Jenna cn relly b a snot sum time. S-Mar 00:46 Yah, 'MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.' well said mom! J-son! 00:46 Gys, thnx 4 stiking up 4 me. M-Ah! 00:46 o-me-1! <;-) S-Mar 00:46 DWBH. Som1 shud take that stick & hit 5-cent w/ it. M-Ah! 00:46 LOL! c how long it takes 4 dat stupid 2pay 2 go flying off S-Mar 00:46 }(:-( J-son! 00:47 lol! We d/n need a stick, we need a str breeze. S-Mar 00:47 Ill bring a fan 2 cls 2moro. M-Ah! 00:47 lol! Then evry1 can c ther's more hair on his face than on his head. J-son! 00:47 Ha, rplacment hair. S-Mar 00:47 Dat st sweepr mustach of his? Hah, we shud put some nair in his coffee cup, c f we can match teh patch jb n his face w/ the patch job on hs head. J-son! 00:47 Ha, u cud put som glu on dat waky-talky of his, lt dat rip it off. M-Ah! 00:47 ROFL! sum1 better tell th cls who's who. Dy'd bth look the same n b mak'n teh sam sounds. S-Mar 00:47 Hah, its da 5-cent music box. M-Ah! 00:47 wut, his nu car? S-Mar 00:47 N'ah, dats his Nickle owes a Dime mobile. J-son! 00:47 Lol, NOD! Gd1. M-Ah! 00:47 Lol, no 1der 5-cent's so bttr, he prbly spnt + $ on th nu car thn he maks per/yr. S-Mar 00:47 Hype. he wants ppl nt 2 no he's a dum skool tchr. M-Ah! 00:47 L@MCN@MJ. J-son! 00:47 Wut? M-Ah! 00:47 Look @ My Car, Not @ My Job. S-Mar 00:47 RRR! J-son! 00:47 dat's gd! M-Ah! 00:47 SSEBWA S-Mar 00:47 Mor lk ILMURLABITIMMHAC! M-Ah! 00:47 b nice! W'r talk'g about 5-cent's car, nt my cr8ivity. (*^_^*) J-son! 00:47 I mean, did u gys c 5-cent dis mrning? a bug sat on his ride - he shoed it away n chkd 4 scratch mrx. M-Ah! 00:47 heh, afu sratch mrx wud do it gd. I mean lime grn? Wut is he, Asma's mum. S-Mar 00:47 mor lk u wen u'r 21 - a NWAL. J-son! 00:47 S-Mar, u'r b-ing 2 hrd on M, she may b ttly uncool, but sh'll nvr b ALA 5-cent. M-Ah! 00:47 u'r both 2 kind %+{ J-son! 00:47 RRR. M u no 143. S-Mar 00:47 no, bt c-re-us-ly, gys, we'd b doing a pub. serv. f we gav 5-cent's car a nu paint job. J-son! 00:47 Ttly, as a thx 4 b-ing such a gr8 tchr. M-Ah! 00:47 ha, teh bst pt., u cudn't get in trbl. F u were cot, h'd prbly have 2 pay u! S-Mar 00:47 M telling ya, a cple cans of spray-pnt, NOD mobile wud b prfct. J-son! 00:47 Ttly, then he'd have TOT 4 picking on us. M-Ah! 00:47 Tot 4 giving u bd mrx. S-Mar 00:47 tot 4 b-ing an even bigger PITN, do u thnk he puts dat in his lesson pln? J-son! 00:47 Ttly, u cn't b a PITN lk dat w/o wrking on it. M-Ah! 00:47 Lol. N-e-way, we bttr get going f we wanna c teh game. S-Mar 00:47 ya, m gonna get som dinner. TTYL M8s. S-Mar 01:23 <S-Mar has signed out> M-Ah! 01:51 me 2, wut time r u gonna com pick me ^? J-son! 01:51 I got som stuf 2 tk care of, ma/b n hr? M-Ah! 01:51 that long? Wut'r u up 2 ;-) J-son! 01:51 Nut'n, just gotta do som stuf. M-Ah! 01:51 s'cool. L8r g8r. J-son! 01:51 Tlk-2-u-l-8-r. (c, I cn use acronyms 2) M-Ah! 01:51 Lol, TTMF. M-Ah! 01:51 <M-ah! has signed out> J-son! 01:51 <J-son! has signed out> Princess Jenna 01:55 <Princess Jenna has signed out> |
M-Ah! 00:26 That sucked for you, Jason, Mr. Nickel went crazy today. J-son! 00:32 Yeah, hang the bum! I bet Mr. Nickel was just looking for someone to beat on. M-Ah! 00:36 I agree. S-mar 00:36 Yeah. I am not a lawyer, but that was not fun or fair. Whatever, see you at the soccer game tonight? J-son! 00:36 Yup. I can drive. M-Ah! 00:36 (Devilish grin) S-Mar 00:36 That's wonderful. There's a party at Max's later tonight. It's gonna a lot of fun. J-son! 00:36 Wait, hold on, I have to be back home at 10. M-Ah! 00:36 What? Screw that. Max's parties are off the hook! S-Mar 00:36 Yeah, everyone's going to be there. It will get your mind off Mr. Nickel. J-son! 00:36 I can't. M-Ah! 00:36 Get over it! S-Mar 00:36 Yes, thank gosh it's tonight. Let's get happy. J-son! 00:36 I can't. M-Ah! 00:36 (Please explain why) S-Mar 00:36 You're not in dog slobber, are you? J-son! 00:36 (I'm not going to go into details, but you can figure it out) J-son! 00:36 Yes, I have a 10 o'clock curfew. M-Ah! 00:36 (You've broke my heart and I am sad) S-Mar 00:36 Gad dang Mr. Nickel! M-Ah! 00:36 Error, mates. Her royal highness Jenna is online. S-Mar 00:36 That's great (Sarcastic smile) Princess Jenna 00:36 Hi fellow students, what is up? S-Mar 00:36 Hi Jen M-Ah! 00:36 hi J-son! 00:36 hey Princess Jenna 00:36 So oh my Gosh, what happened in class today? S-Mar 00:36 (I don't think I need to tell you) Mr. Nickel went crazy. M-Ah! 00:36 I agree J-son! 00:36 Mr. Nickel should lay off the sugar packages (chill out.) S-Mar 00:36 Laugh out loud Princess Jenna 00:36 Jason, if your dog ate your computer, what are you using to write with now? J-son! 00:36 (I don't want to talk about it) M-Ah! 00:36 Hey Jenna, don't be so cruel. Mr. Nickel was completely out of line. Princess Jenna 00:36 Down Emma! I was just saying. If Jason didn't make up that lame excuse, Mr. Nickel wouldn't have had anything to be mad about. S-Mar 00:46 What are you Jenna? Are you the new school narc? J-son! 00:46 Mates, that's enough. Let's just let it go. M-Ah! 00:46 Come on Jason, you're not going to let Jenna speak to you like that. Princess Jenna 00:46 Hey Emma, Jason can speak for himself. If you know something I don't that's fine, I'll chill out. S-Mar 00:46 Gad dang, Jenna, it's not that. It doesn't matter what Jason's excuse was, Mr. Nickel was totally freaking out at him when he shouldn't have been. Princess Jenna 00:46 Well, how do you know until you know what happened? J-son! 00:46 I was sick, can we leave it at that? M-Ah! 00:46 No Jason, you don't owe any explanation to Princess Jenna. If she wants to be mean for the sake of being mean, then just let her. Princess Jenna 00:46 You guys suck! I was just trying to say hi. You didn't have to start freaking out at me. M-Ah! 00:46 Well you didn't have to harass the information out of Jason, and no one... J-son! 00:46 Both of you, stop! This is stupid and lame, and the two of you should just chill. M-Ah! 00:46 Sorry Jason (I am sad over how I acted). Princess Jenna 00:46 Yeah, sorry. J-son! 00:46 It's not important. Let's just leave it at that. Princess Jenna 00:46 I have to leave and do my homework. You guys should think about doing the same thing, all work and no play will make Mr. Nickel go away. Later. Princess Jenna 00:46 <Princess Jenna has switched her status to Out to Lunch and may not be able to receive or return messages.> M-Ah! 00:46 Sorry about that, Jason. Jenna can really be a snot some times. S-Mar 00:46 Yeah, 'MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.' Well said mom! J-son! 00:46 Guys, Thanks for sticking up for me. M-Ah! 00:46 You owe me one! (Joker winking) S-Mar 00:46 Don't worry, be happy. Someone should take that stick and hit Mr. Nickels with it. M-Ah! 00:46 Laugh out loud! See how long it takes for that stupid toupee to go flying off his head. S-Mar 00:46 (A frowning face with his hair being blown off his head) J-son! 00:47 Laugh out loud. We don't need a stick, we need a strong breeze. S-Mar 00:47 I'll bring a fan to class tomorrow. M-Ah! 00:47 Laugh out loud! Then everyone can see that there's more hair on his face there is on his head. J-son! 00:47 Ha, replacement hair. S-Mar 00:47 That street sweeper mustache of his? We should put some Nair in his coffee cup, see if we can make the patching baldness on his head match the patching baldness on his face. J-son! 00:47 Ha, you could put some glue on that walky-talky of his, let that rip [his hair] off. M-Ah! 00:47 Rolling on the floor laughing. Someone better tell the class who's who. They'd both look the same and be making the same sounds. S-Mar 00:47 Ha. It's Mr. Nickel the music box. M-Ah! 00:47 What are you referring to, his new car? S-Mar 00:47 No, that's his 'Nickel owes a dime' mobile. J-son! 00:47 Laugh out loud, Nickel owes a dime! Good one. M-Ah! 00:47 Laugh out loud. No wonder Mr. Nickel is so bitter, he probably spent more money on that care than he makes in a year. S-Mar 00:47 I agree, he doesn't want anyone to know he's a dumb school teacher. M-Ah! 00:47 L@MCN@MJ. J-son! 00:47 Pardon me? M-Ah! 00:47 Look at My Car, Not at My Job. S-Mar 00:47 haR haR haR! J-son! 00:47 That's good. M-Ah! 00:47 Someday soon, everything will be an acronym. S-Mar 00:47 More like "I love making up ridiculously long acronyms because I think it makes me hip and cool" M-Ah! 00:47 Be nice! We're talking about Mr. Nickel's car, not my creativity (Dimpled grin) J-son! 00:47 I mean, did you guys see Mr. Nickel this morning? A bug landed on his car and not only did he shoo it away, but he also checked where it had landed for scratch marks. M-Ah! 00:47 Ha, a few scratch marks would do it some good. I mean, lime green? What is he, Asma's mother? S-Mar 00:47 More like you when you're 21 - a nerd without a life. J-son! 00:47 Asma, you're being too hard on Emma, she may be totally not cool, but she'll never be as lame as Mr. Nickel. M-Ah! 00:47 You're both too kind (Hurt smiley face) J-son! 00:47 haR haR haR. Emma, you know I love you. S-Mar 00:47 No, but seriously guys, we'd be doing a public service if we gave Mr. Nickel's car a new paint job. J-son! 00:47 Totally, as a thank you for being such a great teacher. M-Ah! 00:47 Ha, the best part is you couldn't get in trouble. If you were caught, he'd probably have to pay you for the services. S-Mar 00:47 I'm telling you, a couple of cans of spray paint, the "Nickel owes a Dime" mobile would be perfect. J-son! 00:47 Totally, then he'd have tons of time for picking on us. M-Ah! 00:47 Tons of time for giving us bad marks. S-Mar 00:47 Tons of time for being an even bigger pain in the neck. Do you think he puts that in his lesson plan? J-son! 00:47 Totally, you can't be a pain in the neck like that without working on it. M-Ah! 00:47 Laugh out loud. Anyway, we'd better get going if we want to see the game. S-Mar 00:47 Yeah, I'm going to get some dinner. Later mates. S-Mar 01:23 <S-Mar has signed out> M-Ah! 01:51 Me too, what time are you going to come pick me up? J-son! 01:51 I have some stuff to take care of, maybe an hour? M-Ah! 01:51 That long? What are you up to? (Winking smiley face) J-son! 01:51 Nothing, I just have some stuff to do. M-Ah! 01:51 That's cool. Later gator. J-son! 01:51 Talk to you later (see, I can use acronyms too) M-Ah! 01:51 Laugh out Loud, ta ta my friend. M-Ah! 01:51 <M-ah! has signed out> J-son! 01:51 <J-son! has signed out> Princess Jenna 01:55 <Princess Jenna has signed out> |