That was four years ago. Since Ross already had a passport, the
conversion to SECURE ID was pretty painless. He vaguely remembered
something to do with a strand of hair and that they didn't even give
him a card or anything, just read him his reauthorization PIN, thanked
him for his time, and took his passport.
Since the carbon rationing system came into place in 2012, Ross
really hadn't traveled anywhere off-line. There was no way he was going
to save up carbon credits just to take a damn flight to some 45°
cesspool. Plus, Google Travel could put him anywhere in the world in
two clicks. A couple weeks ago he made some sangria and hit-up all the
top clubs in Spain. He even bought a t-shirt at one which arrived in
the mail two days later. That's why the SECURE ID renewal caught him
off guard – it just rarely came-up for someone in his position.
Ross was just trying to buy a new snowboard for his Third Life
avatar when things went wrong. He was notified that the transaction
could not be processed because his GoogleCash account had been frozen
pending authorization of his SECURE ID. Like just about everything else
on or off-line, his identity was always confirmed back to this single
source. While his ID Keychain supported a Federated identity management
system in which he currently had 47 profiles (male, female, and gecko),
they were all meaningless without reference to the master ID.
The SECURE system required multiple layers of redundancy. The PIN
component would be required in addition to variable biometric
authenticators. He had specifically written his 10 digit
reauthentication PIN on a piece of paper and put it somewhere “safe.”
So much for high-tech. That was four years ago and now, “safe” could be
anywhere. The idea behind the routine expiry of SECURE IDs was to
prevent identity theft from the deceased using stolen biometrics.
Grave-robbing had been rampant for the first couple years of the
program.
Ross grabbed his jacket and headed off to the SECURE ID Validation
Center downtown knowing full well that he was as good as useless until
he could authenticate himself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The SECURE ID Validation Center was run by Veritas-SECURE, a
public-private-partnership born of the New Deal 3.0. The idea was to
exploit private-sector efficiencies while delivering top-notch public
services. This P3 mantra had been something of an ongoing joke for
years now but the government was unlikely to admit the error of its
ways any time soon. Interestingly, the company that won the contract
also ran the municipal waste disposal system. The critics couldn't stop
talking about “synergies” and “leveraging technical expertise” when the
winning bid was announced.
Ross arrived at the blue-glassed Veritas facility just after noon.
He couldn't even buy lunch because the digital wallet in his phone had
been deactivated when his SECURE ID was frozen. The day before, Ross
had been mired in expense reports, cursing his multiple digital cash
accounts associated with different profiles, devices, and credit
sources.
Today, he had been thwarted by the keystone ID, the one that held
everything else together and couldn’t be separated from his DNA.
The line for Formal Authentication zigzagged around two corners of
the building against a cold marble wall. The only consolation was a
nice big overhang covering the identity refugees from a light rain. He
stepped into line behind a professional looking man with a brown
leather briefcase and gray sports jacket.
Normally, he would've passed the time by watching movies on his
iPod. Along with everything else, the DRM on his iPod was frozen
pending authentication. The days of watching movies, or doing much of
anything without authentication had evaporated long ago.
After a couple minutes of preliminary boredom, he tapped the
gentleman with the briefcase on the shoulder asking with generalized
ennui “Is this line even moving?”
“It depends how you define moving” the man replied, “if you're
talking physics, then the answer is not for at least an hour. If you
mean the decay of civil rights, then I guess you might say that we’re
racing straight to the bottom.”
Somewhat surprised by the unprovoked disapproval, Ross was just
happy to have a conversation to pass the time. He nodded his head
enthusiastically. “This new ID system is only moderately infuriating
though” he said. “I just hate these queues and the way they always try
to make you feel like you're just another number.”
“Are you kidding? I would love nothing more than to be a number.
Instead, I'm cursed with Jihad!” the man spat the final words.
Ross glanced up anxiously looking for the nearest Proxycam. Those
things all had microphones and speakers these days and he was sure that
the unit would ask the two of them to step out of line for questioning.
Nothing happened.
The man quickly realized his error and extended his right hand
saying. “I’m very sorry if I shocked you. My name is Jihad Azim, but
everyone calls me Azi. I’m a university professor.”
Ross relaxed immediately, shaking the man’s hand as Azi continued
“It’s just that my name brings me no end of grief. Jihad is actually a
somewhat common name, but that sure isn't what you find with a Google
search. The reason I'm stuck in this forsaken line is that they've red
flagged my SECURE ID again! It happens every couple of weeks. I'm
supposed to fly to Scottsdale for a conference tomorrow, but I'm pretty
much grounded until I get this cleared up. The minions at the airport
could neither confirm nor deny that the sky was blue, so I had to come
down here. That's why I'd like nothing more than to be identified as a
number. Then at least some fool with a grade 9 education wouldn't be
fighting a holy war against my parents’ choice of name.”
“But couldn't you just change your name?” Ross asked, without giving it much thought.
“I could, but then I'd have a yellow flag on my ID noting that
there'd been a change to my identity profile. That could be even worse.
A colleague of mine has retinal implants and had to have her SECURE ID
changed accordingly. Now she can't do anything without being questioned
about the changes.” Azi said.
“I couldn't help but hear you two,” said a woman who had approached
behind Ross and was pushing a stroller. “I know that this new system
has been hard on some people, but you've gotta admit that this whole
country is safer for it.”
Ross could see that this logic was going to make Azi angry, so he
intervened first, questioning “But don't you think that sacrificing
anonymity and privacy in the name of security is something of a false
dichotomy?” Ross wasn’t entirely sure what he’d said, but he'd heard
the line before and was satisfied that it sounded smart.
“Well, there might have been a better way.” She replied, “But I
don't mind sacrificing a little privacy. I don't have anything to hide.
And my daughter here, I'd gladly sacrifice my privacy for the security
of my daughter. I can't bear to think of all those sickos out there.
We’re here today for her first formal authentication so that they can
confirm the samples they took at birth. Did you know that the SECURE ID
is issued at birth now? I feel better knowing that she's already in the
system.”
“You people are so out of it,” a new voice chimed in, “haven't you
ever stopped to ask what an ID really is? It's not a number or name.”
It was a young woman sitting crosslegged in front of Azi and wearing a
pair of yoga jeans.
She continued “Identity doesn't come from some guy behind a computer
representing the Government. Identity is how you tell the world who you
are. My identity changes all the time. Like when I get a new job, or
new friends, or a new hook-up. It seems like the older you get, the
more attached you get to who you are. I don’t really care, for the last
two weeks my avatar was a gecko.”
“No kidding.” Ross nostalgically remembered going through his gecko days.
The young woman cleared her throat and continued “The point is, you
can't let The Man tell you who you are. It should be the other way
around. We should control our identities.”
“So why are you here then?” the new mother retorted sarcastically.
“Shouldn't you be busy launching DoS attacks against the ‘corporate
agenda’ and all the complicit government agencies that hold it
together?”
“I want to go volunteer at a monastery in New Burma, but The Man won't let me leave the country without a valid SECURE ID.”
Ross jumped-in noting “Hey, I was at a New Burmese monastery a
couple weeks ago with Google Travel. Because of the time change,
prayers don’t begin until four in the afternoon our time. Its perfect.”
The young woman was clearly not impressed. “No, like a REAL monastery with air and things you can touch.”
Ross had this debate all the time. “But…”
Azi was clearly not impressed by where this was going and
interrupted “Well, I appreciate your helpful commentary. On the way to
Scottsdale, maybe I’ll try ‘I am whoever I say I am and I choose to fly
anonymously. If you absolutely must be provided with an ID, I happen to
enjoy green tea, string theory, and the colour orange. Now please let
me board the plane.”
As Azi was dismissing the young woman, a man in a gray suit neared
Ross and stared blankly into the horizon of the queue. The man's pale
face looked like he’d seen a ghost.
“Hey, so what's your story?” Ross couldn't help but ask.
“Ummm, I don’t know” the man replied.
“You don’t know? How can you not know?” Ross said.
“I just don’t know who I am anymore.” the man stuttered. “my identity has been stolen.”
The others gasped.
“Well, it's not that I don't know who I am, it’s just that the
system has canceled my identity file as a result of concurrent use.
There’s no way to verify that I am who I say I am because all my
biometrics in have been compromised.”
The others remained silent. The SECURE ID system had been designed
to be unbreakable. The authentication routine is so strong, and
identity theft so difficult, that victim recovery remained nearly
impossible. Everybody knew this. The only option was to create a new ID
and start from scratch. The media labeled these victims “Born Agains.”
Ross hadn't actually met one, but he’d read a couple blogs describing
depressing encounters with these unfortunate souls. It was like being
killed but leaving the body left to rot.
The young woman stood up, approached the identityless man, gave him
a hug and gently requested: “Please, go in front of me.” The others
tried not to make eye contact.
Out of sight and far down the line came a call for: “NEXT!” The line moved forward one meter.
Fin
Jeremy Hessing-Lewis is a law student at the
University of Ottawa. He is writing a travel guide entitled “101 Must
See Hikes in Google Maps” as well as his first novel “Things That are
Square” (2009).